Firstly you're probably thinking to yourself he's white, and looks like a pansy.
Well F*CK you! I'm ghetto, and I just took your wallet and your woman!
As you can see this is already going very well for me. So to share this amazing way of life I put together this short list of things that, you too can do to become as badass as myself.
- If anyone looks you in the eyes you call them out on it, verbally and physically.
- Own the movie "Menace 2 Society" and/or "Friday"
- Incorporate hoodies into every look for you
- Never go swimming (hanging out by a pool is ok, but only at night)
- Your biggest hero is The Rock. The Crack Rock that is.